Monday, September 25, 2006
I am not an expert, but I play one in real life...
Hey folks
Welcome back. Since the last blog, I have been on fall hiatus. I have since started my senior year of college at Marquette University.
Which means it's time to figure out what the MotherF**kin Snakes I am gonna do with my life.
So since I spend so much time on this blog giving you folks advice, I will be open to your advice as to what I should do with the rest of my life. Remember I will probably live at least another 7 years. That's kind of a long time.
In the meantime, this past weekend, I was with my fellow Men of the St. Claude Men's House. We discovered that men have this tendency that when they're with each other (especially with women around too) they have a tendency to know the answer to EVERY question that could possibly be posed. We thought about this and for a brief moment thought it might be complete hogwash on the part of men to one up each other. But then we realized that can't possibly be the case. Men are in fact experts in pretty much everything. So we made a list...
the complete list can be found at http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~amorey/Expertise.html
Here's the whole thing though too:
Things We Have Been Trained In
Music
LIMOs and Student Safety
Trolley and Forest City Queen
Home Repairs
High School Ministry
Computer
Humor
Sarcasm
Sexism
Grilling
Superman
Mentos and Diet Coke
Things We Are Experts at Naturally
Astronomy
Bible Scholar
Canadia
Dinsaurs
Engine Repair
Fact checking
Guerilla Warfare
Hot Tub Repair
Inventing
Jeeometry
Knights
Light Sabers
Macroeconomics
National Politics
Optical Illusions
Pirates
Quests
Rrrrr Pirates again
Swords
Time travel
Ur mom
Vigilantism
Wikipedia
X Country Hiking
Yooseless Information
Zoology
Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice, if you are in the midst of a light saber battle with a roomate, and one of you gets hit in the face twice, chances are that a third lightsaber battle will only produce yet another smack in the face.
Welcome back. Since the last blog, I have been on fall hiatus. I have since started my senior year of college at Marquette University.
Which means it's time to figure out what the MotherF**kin Snakes I am gonna do with my life.
So since I spend so much time on this blog giving you folks advice, I will be open to your advice as to what I should do with the rest of my life. Remember I will probably live at least another 7 years. That's kind of a long time.
In the meantime, this past weekend, I was with my fellow Men of the St. Claude Men's House. We discovered that men have this tendency that when they're with each other (especially with women around too) they have a tendency to know the answer to EVERY question that could possibly be posed. We thought about this and for a brief moment thought it might be complete hogwash on the part of men to one up each other. But then we realized that can't possibly be the case. Men are in fact experts in pretty much everything. So we made a list...
the complete list can be found at http://www.mscs.mu.edu/~amorey/Expertise.html
Here's the whole thing though too:
Things We Have Been Trained In
Music
LIMOs and Student Safety
Trolley and Forest City Queen
Home Repairs
High School Ministry
Computer
Humor
Sarcasm
Sexism
Grilling
Superman
Mentos and Diet Coke
Things We Are Experts at Naturally
Astronomy
Bible Scholar
Canadia
Dinsaurs
Engine Repair
Fact checking
Guerilla Warfare
Hot Tub Repair
Inventing
Jeeometry
Knights
Light Sabers
Macroeconomics
National Politics
Optical Illusions
Pirates
Quests
Rrrrr Pirates again
Swords
Time travel
Ur mom
Vigilantism
Wikipedia
X Country Hiking
Yooseless Information
Zoology
Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice, if you are in the midst of a light saber battle with a roomate, and one of you gets hit in the face twice, chances are that a third lightsaber battle will only produce yet another smack in the face.
