Wednesday, July 26, 2006
NO DUH!
Lance Bass of Aaron Morey's favorite band "N'Sync" was recently quoted in a scholarly journal (People Magazine) as admitting to being Gay.
This comes literally seconds after Oprah's shocking announcement that she is NOT gay.
Is it just me or is our standard for "Big News" gotten a lot lower over the past few years. Now a days it seems like anyone with a big podium and a microphone can have a press conference.
Just today while walking to class I noticed Fr. Wild having a press conference to announce that the sculpture of Pere Marquette is back and better than ever.
HELLO! THERE IS A BIG FREAKIN STATUE THAT LOOKS LIKE A HOBBIT I think we're gonna notice that it is there.
So I am not longer concerned with Americans running out of Natrual Resources such as Oil, water, or M&Ms. We need to be worried about running out of press conferences. Now that Oprah and Lance are abusing the power of the press, anybody will be having a press conference. So one day we will run out of reporters to cover them, and there will be no one to report on the big news of the day. Scientists have discovered mythical Lockness monster in Austrailia!
Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice, if you're on a plane and you see a snake. Don't shout "There's a mother f***in snake on this plane!" Simply pray for Morgan Freeman to send the interecession of Samuel L. Jackson. Everything is going to be all right, rock a bye.
This comes literally seconds after Oprah's shocking announcement that she is NOT gay.
Is it just me or is our standard for "Big News" gotten a lot lower over the past few years. Now a days it seems like anyone with a big podium and a microphone can have a press conference.
Just today while walking to class I noticed Fr. Wild having a press conference to announce that the sculpture of Pere Marquette is back and better than ever.
HELLO! THERE IS A BIG FREAKIN STATUE THAT LOOKS LIKE A HOBBIT I think we're gonna notice that it is there.
So I am not longer concerned with Americans running out of Natrual Resources such as Oil, water, or M&Ms. We need to be worried about running out of press conferences. Now that Oprah and Lance are abusing the power of the press, anybody will be having a press conference. So one day we will run out of reporters to cover them, and there will be no one to report on the big news of the day. Scientists have discovered mythical Lockness monster in Austrailia!
Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice, if you're on a plane and you see a snake. Don't shout "There's a mother f***in snake on this plane!" Simply pray for Morgan Freeman to send the interecession of Samuel L. Jackson. Everything is going to be all right, rock a bye.
# posted by The REAL Tommy @ 1:38 PM 
