Sunday, October 29, 2006
I am a naughty blogger
Happy LIMOWEEN! er um, I mean Halloween. So for those of you who don't attend college, this entry may come as a little bit of surprise. Apparently Halloween is the holiday for 10 years olds and younger and 18 year olds and older.
As one of my brilliant Housemates pointed out, apparenlty the costume companies only make one size of costumes for both the 10 year olds and the 20 year olds. This results in some creative and cute costumes for the kids, but for the college kids it turns into costumes not quite fitting as much as they really should.
So patrolling the streets of Marquette's campus i felt i needed to go to confession just for observing and reporting as my job entails. It wasn't as if i could really close my eyes.
So the running joke is, that for costumes you just come up with any old person, place, thing, or idea. Add the word naughty to it, take off half your clothes and you have yourself a genuine Halloween costume.
Some of my favorites that we've come up with:
Naughty No Parking Sign
Naughty wriggley field.
Naughty Brett Favre
Naughty accountant
Naughty Ryan Grusenski
Naughty Aaron Morey (you knew that one was comming don't lie)
Naughty homeless person.
So too all those attending college soon, prepare for a shocking showing of skin on halloween.
Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, if an altercation occurs and a firearm is discharged, please do not spred rumors that 6 MU students were shot in the leg or any other absurd rumors like that. In the long run it just makes you look fat.
As one of my brilliant Housemates pointed out, apparenlty the costume companies only make one size of costumes for both the 10 year olds and the 20 year olds. This results in some creative and cute costumes for the kids, but for the college kids it turns into costumes not quite fitting as much as they really should.
So patrolling the streets of Marquette's campus i felt i needed to go to confession just for observing and reporting as my job entails. It wasn't as if i could really close my eyes.
So the running joke is, that for costumes you just come up with any old person, place, thing, or idea. Add the word naughty to it, take off half your clothes and you have yourself a genuine Halloween costume.
Some of my favorites that we've come up with:
Naughty No Parking Sign
Naughty wriggley field.
Naughty Brett Favre
Naughty accountant
Naughty Ryan Grusenski
Naughty Aaron Morey (you knew that one was comming don't lie)
Naughty homeless person.
So too all those attending college soon, prepare for a shocking showing of skin on halloween.
Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, if an altercation occurs and a firearm is discharged, please do not spred rumors that 6 MU students were shot in the leg or any other absurd rumors like that. In the long run it just makes you look fat.
# posted by The REAL Tommy @ 3:23 PM 
